A few years back I got a ping….yes again…but this time on Yahoo Msngr…
Dipu : your on orkut??Me: orkut??..ye konsa planet hai??(today this word sounds so common but 4-5 years back it sounded like some planet next to Pluto )Dipu : social networking site hai….Me : social networking ???….i do that on yahoo’s “18+ chat group”…y u need a site?Dipu : abe “%*&”%..join it…. ur missing something in life…
Was I missin somethin??…with my General AC at 22 degree.. cooling that humid summer air to cool breeze….half eaten pizza with paneer toppings lying half in my plate n half on my shirt…empty cold cofee glass (ye i like my pizza with cold cofee…any problem?)……n with “Dhoom pichak dhoom ” at full volume…it didnt seem like I was missing somethin…..may be a GF I thought ….can I find someone der??…Will any decent gal be intrested in a guy..who wears same jeans everday …doesnt like to shave and doesnt now how ppl tie there shoe-laces so easily n y Indians eat with knife n fork? (please note these characterstic I had 4-5 years ago n now m more civilised… atleast more civilised then rakhi sawant and salman khan)…hmmm…maybe..gals are dumb too..even they dont know y cheergirls are a must in every IPL match ….so shayad koi mil jaye u never no….
And I joined that thing called orkut with the same enthu and ambition as shakti kapoor has wen he approaches a gaoan ki gauri….it took me arnd 5 days to understand that we should reply in others scrapbook n not in our own ….(add to list that m slow learner too)….tho with hit ratio of zero of finding a gal online…m in like with this site…its FUN!!
With social capabalities same as aditya chopra (ppl atleast no his name)..I thght it would be wonderful tosocialize virtualy…U dont have to be face to face..just leave a scrap..so u can be updated abt wat the persons is upto….and if ur even more lazier than our ex-home minister Shivraj Patil…. just check the updates of ur frndz…n you will no..who is missing Surat and who is having fun in PUB’s of LA….whose recently got hitched and who broke off…ppl update everthin….from there maritial status to the weird stuff they write on there blog…:P
********** commercial break **********************************¬btw I tried to join salsa classes but there are limited seats so couldnt get through…. that salsa teacher must have done some really charity in her past life that I couldnt be her student..I say that bcause last time wen I danced..i was 18 year old and it was my cousins sangeet and my aunty from timbaktu forced me to dance along with them on stage…n with “kala chasma” on the disc I cudnt stop my self and started with little jig I no…my aunty thght I was on drugs when she saw my waist ,hip and neck moving asynchronously just like mumbai local trains ..she was horrified….wo din hai or aaj ka din she skips every sangeet wer we both are invited…m so sorry auntyji..but I dont dance anymore…..I hope she will come to my sangeet atleast!!!!
¬one more update one of my frd actually got inspired by my blog (can u believe that)…m sure he was drunk wen he read my blog…anyways in 2 years of my stint as software eng i learnt that never miss a chance to take the credit..so now u cant deny that SATU..i was the inspiration..or u thght this poor world needs better blogs after reading mine…watever…..bhool na jana..IT WAS ME!!!
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Tho my relationship with my luck is as bad as Salmans friendship wth Vivek Oberoi…. ppl do have luck on there side..I knw 1 of my fren’s friend who is also marwari bumped onto a gal on orkut and guess wat they agreed for biggest (unavoidable) tragedy in mankind ..they got hitched….waise de had nice “gharwale-nahi-manege-chalo-bhag-chale” syndrome running high..and had to go for secret marriage it all settled well..U see u can find a life partner too..so if u look like Uday Chopra(minus rich dad Yash Chopra) ,your accent is more pathetic then Shohaib Akhtar and u dance like Sunny Deol do join this site called ORKUT…u never no u might find a gal who'll ignore all ths & just give in for the little golden heart u have…
Iwas munching on my Orkut and was half way through ki…TAMBI came…..
” Sir..How was Orkut.”“Delecious.”“Sir we have even better dish for you on our menu… try it”“But m full…Orkut is enough for me”“No Sir u must try it…. half of the world likes it..its even better then Orkut…If you dont try this U'll be missing something in your life..Its called Facebook”ohh no not again……:D“Anyways..I got facebook in dessert..and itz evn delicious thn Orkut… “
So Long..…
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